This is a bit of a lazy post, I know, but I thought I’d share with you some recent search terms that have led people to The Quack Doctor. Some of them are quite an eye-opener and not for the faint-hearted! All spelling and punctuation is exactly as it is on arrival.

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Let’s start with the ever-popular worms:
worm the size of a woman hand
where buy worm medicine in london
hole next to my urethra with worm
Worm like discharge from urethra
worms in the beginning of time?

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Then there are the leeches:
keeping horse leeches
How to hold leeches
does leech appear in dirty houses
why would a doctor put leaches on someone
Women who are leeches

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And frogs:
frog is medicine for piles
frog sweat ointment
frog guts coming out anus

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The nether regions are a perennial favourite too:
st marks anal dilator
anus etching after stooling
Quack negative stool in rectum
how did victorian women go to the toilet
trusses for balls
Dr. Fart key
stallion balls
too much sherbert burning anus

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Who says romance is dead?:
how to make a woman hot for you tablet
stuff that quack doctor uses for love spell to make crazy
old french letters
huge breasts “air pump”
using old electric massager for vibrator
what’s a vibrater for woman
secret pills for men’s cocks
clyster rubber ear sex

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Miscellaneous:
drunk person helping a drunker personTwo statesmen drowning their cares... Tim Bobbin (John Collier) 1773
sick looking drunk person that is undressed
www.wife’s pee drinking habit century years before
painful whipped century woman real OR reel OR flogged
were doctors recognized by urine containers in 18th centuary
clio patra kween of egypt
gruesome corset
goat dung potions
characters stamped brain eighteenth century
rapid rubbing of moustache

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Potential political scandal:
the secret out at last corset mr. Brown

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Funny! One wonders what provokes people’s interest in these oddities. I know how it feels as my blog attracts those searching for:
    goat eyes
    old goat eyes
    goat head with eyes
    strange goat eye
    goat
    etc. (you get the idea). It’s very funny considering my blog has nothing to do with the subject (except that once I featured a photo I took of a goat’s face). Since then I wrote a post about it and now get an avalanche of hits. I should have known better 🙂

  2. Great list… Search terms people use fascinates me…

    I think the sherbet one disturbed me the most… How could someone misuse a poor innocent sweet from my childhood…

    :'(

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